Just for fun: Chuck Norris Gamification Jokes

  1. Chuck Norris don’t need no stinkin’ badges.
  2. High Score: Chuck Norris. And, he hasn’t even played yet.
  3. When Chuck Norris plays Angry Birds, the birds aren’t angry – they’re afraid.
  4. Chuck Norris doesn’t have to earn achievements. They just appear.
  5. Design your own avatar (as long as it looks like Chuck Norris).
  6. 3D now called Chuck-D.
  7. When Chuck Norris uses an iPad, it supports Flash.
  8. Cut scenes now taken literally.
  9. Chuck Norris doesn’t level up. The game levels down.
  10. Head-to-head competition now very painful.
  11. Chuck Norris’ virtual currency accepted at Wal-Mart.
  12. When Chuck Norris plays, puzzles solve themselves. Or else.
  13. Chuck Norris doesn’t keep old scores. He settles them.
  14. The Force uses Chuck Norris (ok, not gamification, but funny anyway).
  15. Mulitplayer games no longer fun when everyone is dead.
  16. Chuck Norris gamified pain, renamed it Painville and is now considered “fun” by millions on Facebook.
  17. Gamification renamed Norrisification.